John Edwards

Senator Edwards just admitted that he had an affair. Which is really common place news these days. Maybe I am a cynic and a crank after all.

The real news here, to me, is that the National Enquirer got something right. They broke the story.

Does that mean that aliens did indeed land and inhabit the body of Gary Coleman? Inquiring minds want to know!

Here's another question: a few short months ago, Edwards was running for president. While in the middle of an affair. Is he so naive as to think that that the press wasn't going to figure this out?

Which is why I'll never run for office. I don't want my porno star past to be a public issue for my kids to deal with.